If there is anything I learned about studying Classics at university, it is our respected ancestors who are total horns. That's why I'm very happy Assadin 's Creed Odyssey includes historical responsibility insofar as it occurs.
People generally imagine historical figures by the way they imagine their grandparents: shirts buttoned to the neck, using beds only to sleep, and even though they may have had sex once for each of their children, they certainly didn't do it at all. more than needed. But I have bad news for you: people have been making love since people, and damn, were created. And they like it very much.
Pompeii's wall was covered with a lot of nudity so it was amazing that our teacher was allowed to take us to see them. Giant chickens and animalistic scenes were very normal for the Romans they painted in their gardens and dining rooms. Imagining Papa Caecilius, downing on roasted mice while Zeus, disguising himself as a bull, sleeping on a spicy cow on the wall behind him, makes me hope that the time machine can be fast and has been found.
Unfortunately, we don't have a time machine, but we have, uh, video games. And, it seems, writers who are not afraid to stand up to the accurate historical facts that Kassandra, the protagonist Assadin 's Creed Odyssey, need to get stones between missions.
I have been playing for more than 60 hours now, and I might have stabilized at least five percent of ancient Greece. There is a descendant of Odysseus, Odessa, which made me solve problems before he told me to sort his outside. Then there is an old woman whose husband doesn't plow as much as she likes, and even though I gave her a concoction for love, she begged me to let her rest her poor worm – so, once the noble swords, I proved to the old woman, sometimes, sword is not what you need.
But so far, my favorite sexual relationship (he said, like a very wrong blind date) is one that is actually based on my favorite philosophy book (he continues, like the kind of terrible blind date you put on Reddit).
Plato Symposium basically is an ancient fan fiction, which I am so on board for. This happened at the imagined dinner party which was attended by some of the most famous men in Greece. Socrates' philosopher and ponderer discussed the origins of love with comic playwright and general disturbance, Aristophanes. Later, the party was hit by a young man named Alcibiades, an Athenian general who was also known as a cheerful man, a Casanova long before Casanova existed.
And this is where I, even though I made it through Kassandra, stood in the midst of these funny sages, smoothing out the nature of love. I am a little disappointed to see that flirting who is so present in Plato's obscene fanfiction is largely not here; although the subtext of Sophocles and Euripides which has some sort of lover's comments about Aristophanes is quite pleasant.
That's not up to Alcibiades – Alcibiades which are amazing and slippery! —Established only with a securely secured crotch cloth that I realized was this party. It's not a crowded party that people imagine, where everyone eats wine and sips wine, quietly discusses politics, but in fact parties owned by Greeks, where everyone might get goods under the table.
Alcibiades tried to persuade the poor and persistent Socrates to his bedroom, and failed. Curious, I followed that trail, only to find Alcibiades in several implicit compromise positions many people many gender. Hell, huh
He asked for olive oil, for purposes that only I could imagine, and which were not explained in depth by Plato. After I bought the requested lubricant, I was invited to the party. Not that I see everything, of course, because of this Assassin’s Creed—One, gender is even more difficult to live than women, and two, it's much more difficult to sell a billion copies when you are slapped with an Adult Special rating.
Mostly Assadin 's Creed OdysseyThe main characters have several missions in their storyline, and I like to see Alcibiades as one of them. Socrates appears every now and again to offer you some ethical dilemmas, and Father of Medicine, Hippocrates, asks you to help him save patients, but Alcibiades always focuses on the contents of his toga. We have sex in a temple. I love this game.